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WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! SAREE PAATI AND THE GANG GET BOOKED!!!!!

WHEEE!!!! IT’S HERE! The thing that has been keeping me from posting anything for months

Yup! That’s right! It’s the book I wrote!!! It’s all the Saree Paati and Summer chronicle stories, edited (a LOT) and linked together as 1 story!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I also added a lot of my longer poems. The price is rs.100.

If you want to order a copy, please leave a comment and my mom will get back to you!

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A murder of crows- Literally

Dawn approached. The crows awoke and decided to impress upon us their melodious voices. Da di dum!!! The orchestra started playing. “Caaa caaa caaaaw” they sang. The mother woke up with a groan. ” OLD CA CRO-OW HAD A TREE! CA CA CA CA CAAAAAW” they sang.

Another voice joined the chorus. ” MEEEEEEEEOW!!!”. That was the cat. The mom took that to mean it was hungry. I however knew that it was a cry of pain. Which cat with ears would NOT be in pain listening to that horrible sound!

The dad had also awoken. He entered the room looking dazed.

“WITH A CA CA HERE AND A CA CA THERE!”

“MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW”

The mother dumped milk in a bowl and reached for the door. Then she froze. I did too. The song had changed.

” CHARGE OH CROW BRIGADE HEAD FOR ITS WHISKERS!”

Whiskers?????

I looked out of the window. Our cat was being attacked by the crows. With a jolt I realized why. It was carrying a DEAD crow.

My dad ran outside to get a closer look. I ran out too.

Weird! The cat had vanished.

” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!”

What was that?

“Get this cat and its HORRID crow OUT of the house!” screeched the mother.

That cat!

We ran inside the house to find it hidden under a cupboard eating its disgusting crow.

Mom was livid. “HOW DID THIS GET INSIDE THE HOUSE??” she screamed.

” Ah erm… it must have sneaked past us” muttered my dad

Mom stomped back to the kitchen muttering threats Dad went to the bath and I went and I listened to the crow’s song. It was a funeral march actually.

” OOOH OH AND A OH OH  OH OH OH OH OHHHHH OH OH OH AH AH CA CA CAAAW! CA CAAAW AH AH AAAAH AH…”

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Summer is here

Summer has come

Thus screams the sun

Vacation is here

Enjoyment draws near

Dances along an ice cream

Prancing as if from a dream

Long days to be spent in bed

Dreaming of raids to be led

Sports, I have to say

Can brighten up a dull day

So many things to be done

Because vacation has come!

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Saree paati kashayam recipe- Gududgudu kashayam

GUDUGUDU KASHAYAM RECIPE

You will need:

paper mash   Paste made out of vanna paper (origami paper to you and me)

A few specimens from the lab…. I mean, 3 dead butterflies (gross)

medal thing that symbolifies that the race has been won (still sounds like a medal to me)

A lace from a shoe. wait, WHAT???????

Sugar.

Salt. (why? To improve the taste)

A pumpkin. don’t know why.

Water (3 bowls)

 

Procedure

Cut the pumpkin into 5 pieces. Pour the water into the illupuchetti. Add everything except the sugar, salt and pumpkin pieces. Put the kashayam on your stove. It has to boil for one hour. While you are waiting, add sugar and salt to the pumpkin pieces and eat. After one hour the Gudugudu kashayam is good to go.

 

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Vilangu paati’s and Irruku paati’s recipe fun.

Vilangu paati and Irruku paati have one thing in common. They love to cook. Here is one of their recipies for disaster Rasagulla.

RASAGULLA RECIPE

– Vilangu paati and Irukku paati

You will need:

Dough

Salt

Sugar

Karam podi

pepper

water

biscuts

Procedure:

Take a handful of dough and throw it into a tumbler of water. Run around with the tumbler of water. Stop. Throw in salt and sugar. Jump 8 times. All the water would have spilled to the floor. Put Karam podi on your head along with pepper. Stop and think. From all you have done so far, it is obvious none of us know how to make Rasagulla. Call the nearest hotel and order Rasagulla. While you are waiting for them to deliver it, eat the biscuts. As soon as the Rasagulla arrives, eat it. Happy snacking.