The Equation Of Saturday

Hey guys.

I have conjured a, frankly perfect equation to describe the horrors of yesterday. Well actually, it was heaven mixed in horror. Here is the equation…

One Absent Minded person + One idiotic person (One Second Language Book + One Second Language Exam) + One focused driver – Anyone sensible + another Second language book + Another second language exam + One Uniform – One overcoat = HELP (Heaven)

Our school uniform is, without sugarcoating, BAD. It looks bad and it’s sweaty! It was fine last year. I mean it was uncomfy but decent to look at (unfortunately I firmly believe in ‘feel good; look good’ so I hated it with every fibre of my being).

They changed the uniforms for this year owing to the inconvenience the dupatta (shawl kinda) caused some students while running. I thought they would be sensible and change it to T-shirt and track pants which is a) convenient and b) doesn’t happen to make you look like a bog monster.

No, they change the dupatta to an overcoat (and now I look like a bog monster!)

*series of livid and bewildered gestures*

Anyway, yesterday was my second language exam. I was revising the morning so I left the house WITHOUT my overcoat!

I said bye to my father and travelled in the car with BOTH my mom AND Sadhu and not ONE of them bothered to tell me.

Sadhu told me after we reached school and my mom left.

NICE GOING!

When I asked her why the heck she hadn’t told me in the car, she said she assumed it was in the wash as nobody could be idiotic enough to remember their ID card and forget their overcoat.

… OUUUCH?!!?

BOTH the teachers who came for invigilation asked me what happened to it. I had to tell them I forgot. Adu, like an idiot, wouldn’t stop laughing.

Although I was humiliated, there was a silver lining…

It was SO comfortable and in MY opinion, DIDN’T make me look like a bog monster (idk what anyone else thought but y’know, my whole ‘feel good; look good’ thing)

So if any of my teachers or principal is reading this, I beseech you to change the uniform into track pants and T-shirt. Just, NO pinafore, NO skirt and if there is a salwar NO overcoat or Dupatta.

Also, remind me never to rely on my mom or Sadhvi to tell me anything.

If any of you have ever been this scatter brained, write it in the comments. I could use some knowing that I am not the only one who does stuff like this🙂

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Via xox

Deep Mysteries

Well hello everyone! My name is-

OK, not such a great start. I cannot seem to get a suitable starting that is NOT something some YouTuber uses!

Anyway, I was checking my mom’s old blog. She stopped writing in it but she left up a few stuff I said/asked when I was 5-8…

One) 

“Why do people have phone if they cannot pick it up when it is ringing?”

– 7 year old complaining to her friend’s father about mom not answering her phone call to request for extra play time.

(This is very ironic as I NEVER pick up my phone)


Two)

7-year old:  Amma, please switch on the gear of the indicator* to clear the glass **
There goes any chance of having another mechanical engineer in the family.

(har har)


Three)

7 year old to mother:  Amma, if you want to have another baby, don’t worry about the work involved. I’ll take care of the baby fully.  You only cook. And clean the baby’s poop and pee.

(…still holds true mom)


Four)

Seven-year old to father:  How does amma’s stomach know that you and she are married to produce a baby?

(…mom? What did you answer?)


Five)

“Amma, like a girl can fall in love with a boy, can a girl fall in love with a girl?”
– 6.5 year old.

( As the song would say, “girls like girls like boys do- nothin’ new”)


Six)

“Appa, will there be something left underground when I grow up to become an archaeologist?”
-6.5 year old

(Laugh all you like. This was an honest, serious worry of mine)


Seven)

“I hope  when I grow up, petrol gets over.  I want to ride a horse, not a car”.

(OK, some quotes are cute. Others are just, as Sheldon from TBBT would put it, “bat crap crazy”)

 

Well, that is it for now although I’m pretty sure I said a LOT more things.

I am pretty sure my parents did not answer most to these and I was like:

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The Misplaced Cargo

Hi Internet (BTW, this is the last ‘Hi/Hello Internet’ because a) I’m getting bored of typing it and b) I don’t want to get sued for copyright reasons by danisnotonfire. JK on the second. No not really)

I was sorta bored this morning so I wrote this very weird, very short ‘story’. It’s called ‘The Misplaced Cargo’. Love you guys xx

THE MISPLACED CARGO

Space ports were generally crowded. There had been a time where there were no space ports but that was in 2016. 3000 was the modern age and Koral was the modern galaxy.

Sunday was the busiest day of the week. This Sunday was no different. Well, it was a little different. The Universe United were awaiting a special cargo. They had been informed that it had been picked up by their ship Ariel and would arrive shortly.

Ship after ship arrived but there was no sign of Ariel. The representatives of Universe United who were waiting at the port were getting impatient.

Finally, the robotic voice announced the arrival of Ariel. The ship landed, automatically making a few hundred people (aliens to you and me but people on their galaxy) scatter. All Universe United ships had that effect.

The crane waited, ready to pick up the package.

The top hatch remained firmly closed.

A representative angrily stalked down to the ship and banged on the door. The pilot got out and urgently whispered something in the representatives ear. The representative promptly fainted.

The remaining representatives, who had caught wind of what was going on due to the fainted representative’s ear piece, burst into panicked yells and ran to the ship.

Meanwhile, a lone space ship was entering the Milky Way.

“Check the cargo hold and prepare for landing” said the captain in a bored voice. The captain felt no need to be excited. This was probably the thousandth delivery he was making and this time would be no better- he wouldn’t get credit, thanks or any form of recognition.

The ship hovered over the blue-green planet. Well, not so green. It was the year 3000. Dearth was very dimly populated. It also had a lot of holes in the atmosphere, very little greenery and not much water.

The captain was delivering more Oxygen.

At least, that’s what he thought.

“What the heck is this?” asked the UN representative staring at the machine in the cargo hold.

The captain was furious and confused. He had no clue how, whatever it was, had got into his cargo hold. He also had no clue where the Oxygen had gone. He prepared to get fired.

The machine whirred.

The representative walked towards it and, very stupidly in the captain’s opinion, pressed the blinking red button.

A blast.

The smoke cleared.

As the representatives of Universe United wondered what had happened to their machine, a blue green planet in the Milky Way was green again and had a perfect atmosphere.

As Universe United slowly started rebuilding their lost machine, a certain captain got a promotion and world-wide recognition.

Every night, two respective pilots and captains, one from UN and one from UU, wondered what in the universe happened to their cargo.

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I look like Alessia Cara?

Hello Internet!

I know I said I’m on hiatus but I’m a weak person who cannot sleep and so must type. But I have no clue what so I’ll just shortly tell this thing that happened today.

Today I found out that I apparently look like Alessia Cara according to a guy I play football with.

Is it a compliment if it’s followed with “She (Alessia) looks bad”

*great willpower holding back*

Is it ironic that Scars to your beautiful just got a video, is becoming a hit and is being performed everywhere BY Alessia and some dude tells me that looking like her is bad because she looks bad ergo look bad?

Is this what they call a backhanded compliment or is it an insult?🙂

Lel, I am honestly super flattered if I look like her because, c’mon, she’s a princess. So, thank you football dude!

xox

 

 

(P.S- Boys are weird, weird people considering that before the whole ‘insult’, he told Sadhu that I was the best player in my team)

(Like, HUH????)

 

 

Harry Potter Spell Tag

Hello Internet!

Many thanks to the awesome Samanthamurdochblog for tagging me!

In this tag, a bunch of Harry Potter spells carry a question each, which you have to answer. All of them are book related. I really am not sure whom to tag. If any of you are interested in doing this, well, um, I officially tag you! You can do this!

Start…

1) EXPECTO PATRONUM (a childhood book connected with good memories)

I am going to say The Fish in Room 11 by Heather Dyer. My mom got it for me at our school book exhibition. I absolutely loved it. It’s my comfort book (if there is, y’know, such a thing…). It’s about a family of mermaids who disguise themselves as humans and come to live in Hotel Royal because gold hunters are searching the beach and the water for buried treasure and they (the mermaids) don’t want to be discovered. Yes,  it’s my comfort book. Keep up!

2) EXPELLIARMUS (a book that took you by surprise)

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell. I only started reading it because so many people were recommending the author. I actually read two pages and then put off reading it for a couple weeks. Then, I chose 10:30 in the night to start reading it again. Cue the applause, I got hooked. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

3) PRIOR INCANTATO (the last book you read)

Off The Page by Jodi Picoult and Samantha Van Leer. I actually haven’t finished it yet. But the last book I finished completely was Time Racers. The last book I read (but have read before) is Swami and Friends by R.K. Narayan.

4) ALOHOMORA (a book that introduced you to a genre you hadn’t considered before)

Tom Sawyer introduced me to Classics. It’s still not my favorite genre but I have read a lot more Classics than I would have if I hadn’t read Tom Sawyer.

5) RIDDIKULUS (a funny book you have read)

I… am actually not sure.

6) SONOROS (a book you think everyone should know about)

Museum of Thieves by Lian Tanner. It’s a three part series. It’s not the most brilliant book I have ever read but it is really good. So, that’s a definite recommendation.Magyk by Angie Sage is also worth a read so, yeah, I’m recommending those two (both are the first of a series).

7) OBLIVIATE (a book or spoiler you would like to forget having read)

Imma say spoiler. Cursed Child. I literally read all the spoilers on tumblr because someone put them up there and I, being idiotic, read it.

8) IMPERIO (a book you had to read for school)

I actually never HAD to read anything for school. We were doing book reports and we could choose whatever so I got this really funny book called The Edgar Chronicles (or something along that line. I’m sorry… it was so long ago. I tried googling it but all that came up was The EDGE Chronicles which, maybe, I should try out).
Anyway, the book was about this super wacky family and their pet crow, Edgar (Please, if you have read something along those lines, I BEG of you to tell me the correct name. Please… I need to know I am not going mad and dreaming up books) so if you can FIND it I recommend it.

9) CRUCIO (a book that was painful to read)

OK… I am going to say The School for Good and Evil by Somnath Chainani. I mean, I REALLY liked it at first. In fact, I really, really loved the first one. After that, it got kind of painful. It just dragged on for so long and the actual story starts after HALF the book is done. Also, both the girls… I loved them at times but at other times they got on my NERVES.

10) AVADA KEDAVRA (a book that can kill (interpret as you will))

I am going to say ANY Stephen King. I haven’t read too much of his writing because I am a scaredy pants but his writing is AMAZING and if you don’t like his writing too much, you will keel over and die from fright. So, yeah, it does kill!


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Surprise!

Hello Internet!

Yesterday, my friends and I gave Teja and Mana a surprise party.

Admittedly their birthday is only on September 14th (Mana keeps reminding us that it’s one day after Niall Horan’s, two days after Connor Franta’s, one day before Jenna Marbles’, 14 days after Jeon Jungkook’s, about 12 days before Lilly Singh’s, etc, etc) but since it’s only a couple days before mid yearly exams, we decided to have it yesterday

We were supposed to leave at 10. I woke up at 9. I got ready in record time. Adu and Sadhu came over at about 9:30-9:40 and we left at 10:15. Teja and Mana were having dance class in their room. Ady thought it was somewhere else and strode into their room. Teja and Mana were about to see her before their mom pulled her back.

She managed to convince them it was just her. I don’t think Adu has forgiven Mana for saying “Mom, you look like a ghost with your back turned”

We definitely surprised them. We hid upstairs watching Melanie Martinez videos and generally whisper shouting at each other until their class got over.

Teju ran into the room shouting “Aaaah! Air conditio-”

“SURPRISE!”

I wish we could have caught the look on her face on camera.

We stayed there till nine in the night (traffic). All of us are currently obsessed with Melanie so we shot a lip sync video thing for ‘Tag you’re it’. We also ate a lot, played music, volleyball (we stopped after it hit the wind chimes and nearly broke the window), sang, danced, etc, etc.

So, Happy Advance Birthday Teja and Mana!

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(P.S- There is a slight chance our school might have a football team for girls and if they do, Teja, Mana and I are main players. Might)

Why They Die (or fight, or add to the storyline)

Hello Internet!

Movies are extremely interesting. I believe movies not only add greatly to entertainment, but help us in survival. I will not go as far as to say, I would survive in one of those movies but I would probably survive longer than anyone who died did. You can too. Here are a few basic survival tips for movies.

DISCLAIMER- This is a work of ‘humor’ (or what I call humor which is not humor) and any likeness to real life movies is probably intentional. This post is not meant to cause offence to any moviee so I beg angry fandoms to not hunt me down. No movies or directors were harmed in the making of this…

ONE- Let’s be real. You are only going to get killed by the creepy voice in the abandoned house, if you go TOWARDS the creepy voice in the abandoned house. You will probably survive if you turn right around, head for the door, close it, lock it and run far, far away.

TWO- You will most certainly get killed by the falling object if you stand right there and stare at it. When you notice it falling, you will have approximately one or two seconds before impact. MOVE! Dive, run, cartwheel, backflip, I don’t care. You will probably be safe if you move even 10 centimetres away.

THREE- Now, what some people in action films don’t seem to realise is, a misunderstanding can most certainly be solved by talking, apologising and explaining. Sure, they might still be a tad mad at each other but at least no one will be dead! No cities are going to be destroyed! No movies will end on a cliffhanger! So, please talk to each other.

FOUR- I don’t care what your mother’s actual name is, but it is probably good to change it to Martha when you’re in a movie. Just saying! Lily’s good too!

FIVE-  OK, credit for this one goes to IIsuperwomanII. When random murderor is in your house, FaceTime a friend. Even if you die, we’ll know who it is!

SIX- when you are on an extremely thin bridge, it is easier to hug it and crawl across it. I mean, sure you can go in slow motion looking super cool, but then you will probably fall. Crawling will look stupid but you will have a better chance of not falling. I’d rather look idiotic than die.

SEVEN- Being ‘the one’ not only makes the movie great but you can run through people. That was actually more of an observation than a tip. Sorry.

EIGHT-  Please, please, please, for the love of God, kiss the love interest AFTER the fight is over or BEFORE the fight even starts. Kissing while everything is going on not only makes time vanish while, oh I don’t know, a time bomb is about to explode but you are probably going to wind up dead because the bad guy sneaked up behind you and you didn’t even notice!

NINE- However, if the love interest looks like they’re dead, kiss them. I do NOT know how this miracle of science happens but the love interest always seems to wake up after you’ve kissed them.

TEN- If creepy things are going on in your house, please move out. Sell it to that person who always made fun of you in school and move to a nice crowded apartment in the city because these sort of things NEVER seem to happen in a crowded apartment in the city.

ELEVEN- I understand how tempting it is to trust all your friends but do a check. Behind their backs? Yes. Check their rooms, their laptops, their phones, their postbox, their letters, their tumblr, their Facebook, check all of it! It might be untrustworthy but at least you’ll know whose going to betray you and you can run.

TWELVE- When a car is chasing yours in the crowded city, don’t drive faster. Slow down and jump out.

That’s it for this post. Sorry I didn’t post in a week. Love y’all!

(P.S- I didn’t use a GIF for this as I’m typing this from my I-pad with a Bluetooth keyboard and I can’t really save a complete GIF on it)

Answering, Kittens, The Matrix and More

Hello Internet!

Guten Morgan!

(Uh huh, german classes are going well)

                                                                                                                                                

First of all, Manu made a 1D challenge on her blog partyhardfangirl (QUESTIONS)

ANSWERS- 1) 10.5 million/  2) May 16 2016 (one day give or take)/ 3) I think London (Okay I googled that. Also, that is a very creepy fact)/  4) 8 (Also extremely creepy. I wonder how shoe size even came up during interviews. BTW, I did not google that. My friends told me a while ago)/  5) Ruth and Nicola Payne/  6) 1.8 m (It’s on Wikipedia guys, seriously!)/  7) Sweden, UK and United States (OK, I googled that. I’m a bad person!)/  8) I think 6 Jan 2012/  9) 30 cm
10) Harry Potter

                                                                                                                                                       

Second of all, I got my english exam result – my highest yet. It is… wait for it, wait for it, wait for it…

49 1/2 ON 50!

50 is impossible to get in Eng. No, even if you haven’t made any misake, they won’t give you 50. Don’t ask me why. It’s some sort of rule. I did make one mistake though (which cost me half a mark). I forgot to write the month in words in my formal letter.

I am kicking myself because our teacher kept reminding us to write the month in words and I forgot.

I did well in most subjects this time.

Yay me.

(NOTE TO SELF- Always write the month in words)

                                                                                                                                                

The day before yesterday, we found this litle kitten stranded near our house.

It’s mom was not there so we decided to raise it until it gets older.

It is so adorable that I cannot EVEN!

Vallufur

Vallufurr

                                                                                                                                       

I watched the first Matrix movie last night. ‘Oh my god Via! How awesome! You’re more than ten years late by the way!’

Morpheus and his “He’s the one” though.

“Morpheus, why is he here?”

“He’s the One”

“Morpheus, why did he crash that car?”

“He’s the One”

“Morpheus, why is that bird flying?”

“Because Neo is the One”

                                                                                                                                      

My mom just returned from a PTA meeting at school. No horror stories (phew). According to my class teacher, I am vibrant, enthusiastic, creative and full of life during any form of un-conventional teaching or activity but switch off as soon as the textbook comes out.

Heh heh?

                                                                                                                                      

Yep. That is most of the major life updates I have (man, my life isn’t too exciting. Or wait, is it my life? Ugh, I’m regretting watching The Matrix)

So, what’ve you guys been up to? Have any song, movie or book suggestion?

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 Something Wild by Lindsey Stirling and Andrew McMahon

 

Doodle From Yesterday

Hello Internet!

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(I had a German class yesterday. It was actually pretty fun. The above and below is a doodle I made on the corner of my book.)

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(P.S- I’m getting a haircut today which is probably going to give everyone around me heart attack)

(P.P.S- Our English teacher still hasn’t given us back the paper and the suspense is killing me. Especially after she said one person got full marks. Most of the class thinks it’s either me or Sadhu but I’m not sure at all. Only one more day… only one more day…)

xxx

sigh

(I saw a post that went: 1% things Niall laughs for= joke. 99% of things Niall laughs for= nothing)

The Blogolympics Challenge

Hello Internet!

This tag/challenge/whatever was created by Bliss936. It’s a take on the Olympics where you choose a category from what she gave and write about it.

BLOG OLYMPICS

Aight, so I decided to write about Future and here it is.

                                                          

Future

“The present is our future past”
                                      – Right Now (Sabrina Carpenter)

It sort of blows my mind how in the future we will probably be talking about some lousy decisions in our past which is our current present.

Future is something we plan so much that we lose our present and end up regretting in the future that we planned.

Slightly confusing? Yes.

We always think the future is going to be better and then in that future which by then would have become present, we end up wanting the past back.

For example, when I was little, I wanted to grow up so much that I didn’t even realize how carefree I was and now, I am grown up (well, kinda) and want to go back.

Everything that seems natural and feels like your deepest desire in the present could be something you end up totally regretting in the future (I personally regret half the words that came out of my mouth in primary).

But getting caught up in the past isn’t changing anything.

Over-planning the future isn’t helping you live the moment.

And the fact remains that the future usually never goes exactly how you planned. According to my fourth grade self, the present me is supposed to still have ALL my primary best friends, have straight A pluses, and not be half the things I am now.

My life didn’t go according to plan. My life has never gone according to plan.

And I’m fine with that.

I’m not perfecct at having no regrets and living now but at the times I am, it’s amazingly helpful.

I mean, if you’re going to die tomorrow, make the last day COUNT. If you’re getting a low mark day after tomorrow, do something that blows that out of the water. If you’re losing a friend next week, be nice as possible in the present.

If you fail at anything, time moves on to a new present for you to try again.

Go into the future with that thought. Yes, it’s not possible to completely plan your future but there’s always the chance to do the best you can in the present. And if you’ve truly made the most of your present, then the future is yours.

Don’t spend your present planning your future and don’t spend your future regreting your past.

Make every moment count.

                                                                                   

OK, that probably wasn’t how I planned it in my head and was a LOT shorter but I think the end conveyed what I wanted to. So, I’m tagging a couple bloggers to do this (yay me…). They are:

Partyhardfangirl

Divy Vishy

Tomgangrox

Doesn’t stop there. Any of you can do this too. So, um, I’m tagging all of you too? I don’t know.

YOU’RE ALL TAGGED!

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