Skinny kid hulks are debatably annoying.
The story of how sand now rests in my hair is a long and rather confusing one worthy of being told by science fiction writers and not lame joke cracking comedy ones (AKA me) but I will give it my best shot.
I previously mentioned that the kids in my neighborhood are a little violent (the whole sitting on the other to make him apologize) and I have been their targets many a time but they are always so little that I just carry them to a corner and give them a time out (this is not met with good response but who cares?).
Yesterday, it seemed like the same thing would happen when this tiny guy who bore resemblance to the hulk (assuming the hulk was short and skinny and in first grade) considering the slightest thing made him angry and he would fly at everyone if he was angry.
I tried telling him along with Sadhu that such anger at so young an age was not good for his blood pressure, cholesterol levels, etc but that caused him to rage more. Needless to say, the irony of that situation was not appreciated by anyone.
Anyway, this little guy started carelessly throwing minuscule stones at me which didn’t hurt but I found very annoying.
The Myth (refer to previous posts) told him to stop and I was about to thank him when he says this:-
“Don’t throw stones; Throw sand instead”
What kind of idiotic mind is this? Kid hulk idolizes the Myth and will do anything for him (no matter how much the rest of us try and make Kid Hulk see why The Myth is a lousy idol) so he takes sand.
I dodge and The Myth gets a faceful.
Kid Hulk tries again.
Myth gets a hairful.
Just as I was yelling something about ‘Karma’, this one kid who months before started using a fake accent (which I think is supposed to be american but would get him beat up if he ever went to america, no offense) and couldn’t get rid of it (so now WE have to put up with it and try not to throw sand at him), threw sand in my hair.
I may have mentioned my frizzy hair, er, once or twice?
Does anyone else believe I may have to change the name of this blog to The Hair Files?
One decided disadvantage is sand gets stuck in it very easily.
Today there will be a mass murder of little kids and guys my age alike. The mass murder yesterday failed as the only weapon I had was my hands (which were effective but not much) but today I shall return with a chainsaw.
(P.S- If you are wondering what was the reaction I had YESTERDAY, Kid hulk tried to start a boxing competition; I was about to give him a time out; The Myth held my leg and yelled at his minion to go; I kicked The Myth; My shoe came off; etc; etc)
(P.P.S- If you are the parents of Kid hulk and The Myth, then naturally I am joking. What kind of idiots do this?)
(P.P.P.S- Teens KILL each other in The Hunger Games. When you think about that this doesn’t seem so bad, eh? Call it ‘Football related injuries- only there were no injuries’)